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This just in from Roto-Rooter

Valued Customer,

Millions of pounds of pulp is scraped from pumpkins
throughout the Halloween season, resulting in yummy pies, creative
jack-o’-lanterns and… plumbing nightmares.

Every year, plumbers get
lots of calls to repair garbage disposers and kitchen sink drains that have been
clogged with slimy, stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds.

Follow these tips to
guard against Halloween drain disasters…

Never put pumpkin pulp or
seeds down the toilet, sink drain or in the garbage disposer.

Carve
pumpkins on a thick bed of newspaper.

Wrap up the pumpkin-related
materials and throw away in the garbage can.

Or you could compost it. 😉

Peeping Pets


This just makes me happy on so many levels. It’s funny… it’s crazy… it’s sweet… it’s a guaranteed laugh for passersby. At only 30 bucks plus shipping and handling, I’m about this close to ordering one.

Hey, why not? If you’re in prison, you want a cell with a view, right? Let’s at least let our imprisoned, er, uh, domesticated, pets see what’s on the other side. If you have, say, a German Shepherd, it will also let prospective burglars see what they’re up against.

What will they think when they see my Pet Peek… mounted about 10″ off the ground, with two badass Chihuahua/Rat Terriers staring back at them like mutant goldfish.

“I’m gettin’ out of the crime business and am going to start marketing crazy inventions to sappy dog owners,” is what they’ll think. Or maybe that’s just what this sappy dog owner who installed trellis on the bottom of one section of fence so our old dog could see through it thinks a burglar would think.

That’s a big’n

Squashing the competition
Record 1,280-pound pumpkin wins Elk Grove festival
By Christina Jewett – Bee Staff Writer

Last Updated 12:08 am PDT Sunday, October 8, 2006
Story appeared in METRO section, Page B1

What: Elk Grove Harvest Festival

Where: Elk Grove Regional Park, 9950 Elk Grove Florin Road, Elk Grove.

When: 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. today

Cost: Free admission with a $5 charge for parking

If you miss this one, there’s always the World Championship Half Moon Bay Art & Pumpkin Festival on October 14 and 15. Winner will be announced October 9.