And when you do, what will be left? Nothing a cloud of brown dust and you, standing on your front porch in your bathrobe, blades of grass stuck in your teeth, foundation plantings missing, and your belly swollen like a rabbit’s in a carrot patch.
Blueberries make a nice substitute for azaleas.
Edible weeds
Ordinance
Group protesting
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